The bus

I do not miss the 301. I will not miss what it meant to me. I will not miss 2008.
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Back from New York on Sunday night. There was much merriment and getting to listen to Rahm Emanuel speak. I'm not on a first name basis with him like other people.

In order-ish.

• Air Canada always pulling through in the end
• Early morning coffee hangs with Kathy
• Missing bags
• The Metro-North
• Booze and Chinese food
• Coraline - 'Cat claws. In my face. Bleed black tar!'
• 30 Rock
• American Apparel with 5 rooms
• Little Ashes
• Statue of Liberty
• Wandering
• Sleeping on air mattresses
• Humidity
• Angels and Demons
• Angels and Kings
• Tavern On The Green
• The W
• Rahm Emanuel
• No rest for the wicked
• F.A.O. Schwarz
• Virgin Megastore Closeout Sales
• Magnolia Bakery
• 8 Floor Macy's with their confusing Sbux locations
• $1 flip-flops being sold out
• Two Boots Pizza
• The Private Lives of Pippa Lee

And definitely killing eight million bottles of booze. Here's to two-fisting vodka!

I am, you are, he/she/it is, we are, they are

Hometimes soon? Bathroomtimes now.
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Wow. Tym did indeed start reading the blog. I'm sure he'll be enthralled. The office and it's employees are haggard this morning, with the exception of a few. That's what happens when you work with engineers.

Okay. I can get through the day. Maybe. Probably not. I don't even want to be here right now. I want to be on a plane. I'm going to bring my blanket again so I can sleep on the plane. There's a Blink 182 reference to be made, but I've not had enough caffeine to make it.

To Do Before Leaving:

1. Pack
2. Stop laughing at my co-workers
3. Re-set office.

Oh man, guys. Oh man. There's so much blackmail after last night.

The Walrus and The Carpenter

"The time has come," the walrus said, "to talk of many things.

Of shoes, of ships, of sealing wax.
Of cabbages and kings.

And why the sea is boiling hot.
And whether pigs have wings.

Kaloo, kalay, no work today.
We're cabbages and kings.
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New York tomorrow. If I can manage to be alive. I have my doubts as to whether that can happen or not.

I gave Brad and Tym my blog address tonight, so here's seeing if they start reading. I'm guessing they'll be very bored, BUT! Both Brad and I and Tym and I had high-fives that silenced the bar tonight. Take that.

Remember that scene in 'Can't Hardly Wait' where William Lichter is hammered and says "I can't feel my legs. I HAVE NO LEGS!" It's kind of like that right now.

It's a mixture of allergies and the common cold but it has me shivering and shaking. Multi-vitamins are so the way to go.

Is it really only Monday? Apparently so. Last week kind of flew by, I still don't know where all the time went. I'm sick and tired from being sick and tired this weekend. I didn't stand a chance. I got home from the airport and my Dad sounded like Kermit the Frog.

Health, health, health.

The big apple on Friday for Elle's grad. I just have to remember to pack everything and I should be good to go.

No time for talking, only living. JKL, guys.

Time for the heater to go back on.

Drive by post...

Back from New York. Best 96 hours of my life. I've fallen in and out of love. Don't worry, I'm still young enough that it's going to happen a few more times for me. It sounds like it isn't fun, but it is... and it isn't... and it is.

I finished Whatever Happened to the Caped Crusader? and it was legendary. It was really, really fitting. Like I said last month, it never started and it won't ever stop.

Highlights? Calling out douchey internet fucks. Calling out douchey bathroom fucks. Falling in love with Southern charm. Realizing Deep Vs are not for those of the hairy variety. Double flasking everywhere. Last Night on the Mass Pike. Twittering. Chicago following me no matter where I go. The creeper in Chelsea who obviously wanted into our room. Drunken Family Channel. Flinching from hugs. Books on BTK. Chest dents everywhere.

It's weird feeling because I'm so happy to be back and so happy to be leaving again. I love my life and the way one time-zone can't hold me down.