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    Thursday, October 23, 2008

    Totally fucked

    At cobra and it feels so perfect.
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    Chicken necks?

    So. We flew in Tuesday and got completely messed up. We watched TAI and were disappointed in their performance. I'm sorry you're such an enormous cockface, William.

    He looked about 3 days old.

    We met the usual type of randoms and then came back to the apartment and tweaked for eight and a half years.

    I might be drunk right now. Whatevs, it's evening somewhere in the world and I'm on <I>vacation<i>. Yeah, I tried drunk html.

    Tonight is cobra, ftsk, and an afterparty at republic? Je ne sais pas. Time for a smoke and picking up more mix. Vahdka lemonade, please and thank you.

    Remember, you're only as big as your imagination. So continue to box yourself in while I wander the plains of africa and hunt big game for sport.

    Oh, one more thing: I might also be an asshole. SURPRISE!
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    Monday, October 20, 2008

    Brief but sweet

    1. Finishing twilight saga in less than a week.

    2. Vancouver in 24-ish hours.

    3. Excellent times.

    4. Tying the knot not knowing how to not go.
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    Thursday, October 16, 2008

    Wow. Wowww. Okay. No. We do that outside.

    If I loan you something, there are a few expectations:

    1. I get it back.
    2. It's not sticky with some substance I can't identify.

    Those seem pretty simple. 

    In better news, I got a job at Chapters.

    Tuesday, October 14, 2008

    Wow. The new Macbooks? Totally an unpopular opinion, but I think they look so ugly. I was a really big fan of the white plastic look. There's a reason I haven't invested in an iMac and it's definitely because I don't like the aluminum look. It's the same reason I haven't replaced my iPod.

    Fail, Apple.

    In other, awesome news:

    • I'm addicted to Aparment Therapy
    • I voted!
    • I took the weekend off and I feel better for it!
    • I had an awesome interview last night at the bookstore and apparently got a killer reference from Brandy this morning.
    • I get to quite at the theatre, because they're bigger d-bags than [insert name of person you feel is a large d-bag]
    • Cobra Starship and Academy Is... are coming up next week and they're never not fun. I suppose I should get on listening to Fast Times.

    Yes, things are shaping up to be pretty good.

    Monday, October 6, 2008

    If you're going to replace me, at least let my replacement be competent.

    Cheers!

    Saturday, October 4, 2008

    The hair!

    So. Joe, not injured in the van accident. Has a fro.

    Ian, not injured in the van accident. Has a fro.

    Ray, not dead (yet). Has a fro.

    Max, still alive despite not knowing Ryan J. Has a fro.

    Travis, knee injured. Cut off fro two days prior to injury.

    Adam, bottle to the face. Fro cut off to dead ferret (still mildly protective?), then changed to short hair two weeks before bottling incident.

    Requires further research. Will write groundbreaking paper on the insular effects of the afro.

    MH
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