The Big Douche Theory

This is the last song. Or post. Either way, I've moved to a new server.

The new black.

It's been a wonderful year and a half, but sometimes you just have to let things go. Blogspot is one of them. I still mean it, I'm still coming clean.

FTR: 27 is still the new crazy. I don't care who you are or how we know each other, I will not talk to you while you're 27.

Serenity

The rain is finally clearing. I like being home alone with no expectations. I'm doing laundry and watching Gilmore Girls. Until Wednesday, these cracked bricks are mine.
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Nothing to see here. Move along.

It's been a while. Maybe it just feels like a while. I don't know anymore.

This last week has been so weird, weather-wise. Because of that, it kind of feels like june. For whatever reason, Davis got in touch with me and now we're having a smokebreak tonight. I want to pick his brain about Batman.
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This year? My year.

I spoke with Mitchell last night and told him to get on updating his blog. I think he should also make Jeremy blog while he's living in France. Talking to Mitchell always gives me such a renewed sense of purpose in life. Is that weird?

I started Oryx and Crake yesterday. I'm liking it so far.

The Internet

Today my office was without phones and internet. I'm actually amazing at how productive I was without either of those. And it frustrated me when people interrupted my groove.

Now I'm just hungry, though.
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I am Melinda's questionable morals.

I always thought when Blink 182 got back together and I saw them, I'd turn my nose up at them if I thought they were only in it for the money. I'm not sure if it's good that I didn't.

Sometimes, when you want something so badly and you get it, you can't feel anything but gratitude. There's no anger, no hurt. I went to say goodbye, and I did. I just didn't expect the goodbye to be to my hurt. It's better this way.

Just remember, Blink, a puppy will always love a master that has hurt it but it will always flinch when the master raises their hand.
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T.Bark

Wow.
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Do you hear what I hear?

What's that? Could it be? Could it really, really be that today is the day? Is it really July 30, 2009? I remember months and months ago thinking "Pah, today will never come. I'll endlessly be stuck in a loop of July 29, 2009. It'll be Groundhog Day, but better because I'm not Bill Murray.

Why, you ask, was I looking forward to today with such enthusiasm? Why today is the day I see Blink 182. Fuck the teddy bears and their picnic. This is where I want to be. I have flasks a-plenty and an open mind.

I've listened to the new Panic! song and the only The Young Veins song. I have to say, I'm not overly wowed by either one of them. They're like drinking straight Triple Sec to get drunk. It's not awful and it's still booze.

Everyone should go to Emails from Crazy People for a good laugh about how far the human race has fallen. Yes, it is an issues.

I really miss Vancouver right about now. I'll make it back there, I swear.

The Ring!!!!

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Best week ever?

Probably not. I was pms-ing through most of it. Certain people were more cocksmack-ish than usual. I threw out a pair of shoes.

But really? I took care of all the shit I needed taken care of with regards to the fail of april 2008. I saw Harry Potter. I won an interim television. I had awesome hangs with the best friend last night. I had great nights with awesome conversations at work. I stopped having to work with Shelton.

I'm wearing heels at church and there are no words for how sore my feet are right now.

I bought my 2010 daytimer last night. I need to start putting birthdays in there, because it's something I want to be better with next year. I will wish people happy birthday and maybe even send cards.

Holy shit! Marni just came to see me and she's engaged!!!!!!!!!
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And now she has granddaughters...

Bring back the good times august 6th. The last year and a half is in the past, babycakes. Can you smell the change in the air? And to Tym? I did try to post the picture, the email just didn't go through. Whoops!
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Oh, just out with my brother.
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More misses than a novice shooter

LR. Hard. He's good people.
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I never gave a damn about the weather

As in, I don't care that it's raining today because I just picked up Warped tickets and Manchester Orchestra tickets. So, I now need to book days off. This should be fun.

Speaking of fun, I don't think I'm going to be able to go camping in two weeks because I didn't book the days off in time for them. Shit. Oh well. Camping isn't my idea of an awesome time, but I can think of worse things to do.

Wow. The day has gone fast. I'll see you on the flipside.

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About 30 seconds ago, someone just did this to my train window with a baseball bat. I'm still shaking.
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230 am

There's nothing like the conversations between two people who have deep love. I may never have someone, but I'll never be alone.

Are you sure you want a piece of me?
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Last night, she said...

Wow. Awkward discoveries and a few too many stress tears at the end. I think I must owe someone forty bucks. I still kicked ass at chugging and got many hugs and kisses.

Peace out and eff the stampede.
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Set phasers to bitter.

Nothing much to say today. I'm still not a fan of the Calgary Stampede and the trash it brings to the city. I'm also not a fan of people who yell at me because they can't find a book. I'm ESPECIALLY not a fan of people being passive agressive. I feel like it's time to leave the city, but I don't know where or when or why. Maybe I'll do what I keep wanting to do and go find a B&B somewhere in the middle of nowhere, and just rest with my thoughts. I've got a lot of them lately.

The DAR would like to say something...

No more little white gloves.

If you apologize and no one hears, is it like you never apologized at all? I really don't feel like I'm in the wrong this time, so fuck off my jock.