Quiet now, you're sucking the charm out.

That's what she said!

No, but apparently that's what some boys say.

I was in a pretty salty mood because my boss is salty today and she tends to treat everyone like crap when she feels like that. But the way she was being made me feel like it was my fault she was upset. HO NO, not the case. She's pissed at Oliver.

Yay!

I'm mainlining coffee this week like it's going out of style. It is, kind of.

Last night, I saw SawV with Meghan and while most people said "Too much killing, not enough backstory!" I said "loves me some backstory! Pls to be telling me more about *********'s sordid past!"

I'm pretty much awesome at not giving spoilers.

UGH. I'm so unimpressed with courier companies today. FedEx and UPS can eat poop. I definitely just hung up on the asshole UPS guy, he doesn't deserve to share the phone line with me. Richard also doesn't deserve to breathe the same air as me.

My Christmas shopping is almost done. I just have to go pick up Meghan's, a few random gift cards, and actually sit down and do a small amount of online ordering. HA, Meghan, you didn't really think I'd buy your present right in front of you, did you?

This scar is a fleck...

Life is so much more beautiful when you're listening to the right music. I was de-junking last night while listening to Stars and while I was tossing things, all I could hear was "God that was strange to see you again, introduced by a friend of a friend." Maybe my high school memories can be other people's memories now.

I'm actively trying to become a hider, not a seeker. I promise, it's not the bad thing you're thinking it is.

Right now, I'm listening to First Impressions of Earth and I always forget that this album will never make me feel the same things twice, because you only live once. Incidentally, this is where one of my favourite lyrics comes from. "You're the prettiest, smartest captain of the team. I love you more than being seventeen."

That's powerful to me, loving somone more than youth. I hope it's worth it one day.
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i still don't know exactly who i am, i never will oh man.

Well, blogger. You don't lmoe it but I've been blogging on you all day.

i schooled allison on how to drink like a woman, aka drinking a cooler in 3 seconds (read: 8 seconds)

i went to a house party where andrew was interested but i was not because HELLO! drew = the best times.

meghan is better times. caps wish they were involved in my drunkest post ever. 

theyre not. nor is punctuation. 

stupid davis. trying to get back together  with chantal. dnw, man, dee en dub.

Whatever, I haven't gotten over my crush from grade 10, yall don't know me. yall don't know my life.

apparently ill do some punctuation and spelling but not all. don't judge me?

Totally fucked

At cobra and it feels so perfect.
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Chicken necks?

So. We flew in Tuesday and got completely messed up. We watched TAI and were disappointed in their performance. I'm sorry you're such an enormous cockface, William.

He looked about 3 days old.

We met the usual type of randoms and then came back to the apartment and tweaked for eight and a half years.

I might be drunk right now. Whatevs, it's evening somewhere in the world and I'm on <I>vacation<i>. Yeah, I tried drunk html.

Tonight is cobra, ftsk, and an afterparty at republic? Je ne sais pas. Time for a smoke and picking up more mix. Vahdka lemonade, please and thank you.

Remember, you're only as big as your imagination. So continue to box yourself in while I wander the plains of africa and hunt big game for sport.

Oh, one more thing: I might also be an asshole. SURPRISE!
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Brief but sweet

1. Finishing twilight saga in less than a week.

2. Vancouver in 24-ish hours.

3. Excellent times.

4. Tying the knot not knowing how to not go.
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Wow. Wowww. Okay. No. We do that outside.

If I loan you something, there are a few expectations:

1. I get it back.

2. It's not sticky with some substance I can't identify.

Those seem pretty simple. 

In better news, I got a job at Chapters.

Wow. The new Macbooks? Totally an unpopular opinion, but I think they look so ugly. I was a really big fan of the white plastic look. There's a reason I haven't invested in an iMac and it's definitely because I don't like the aluminum look. It's the same reason I haven't replaced my iPod.

Fail, Apple.

In other, awesome news:

• I'm addicted to Aparment Therapy
• I voted!
• I took the weekend off and I feel better for it!
• I had an awesome interview last night at the bookstore and apparently got a killer reference from Brandy this morning.
• I get to quite at the theatre, because they're bigger d-bags than [insert name of person you feel is a large d-bag]
• Cobra Starship and Academy Is... are coming up next week and they're never not fun. I suppose I should get on listening to Fast Times.

Yes, things are shaping up to be pretty good.

If you're going to replace me, at least let my replacement be competent.

Cheers!

The hair!

So. Joe, not injured in the van accident. Has a fro.

Ian, not injured in the van accident. Has a fro.

Ray, not dead (yet). Has a fro.

Max, still alive despite not knowing Ryan J. Has a fro.

Travis, knee injured. Cut off fro two days prior to injury.

Adam, bottle to the face. Fro cut off to dead ferret (still mildly protective?), then changed to short hair two weeks before bottling incident.

Requires further research. Will write groundbreaking paper on the insular effects of the afro.

MH
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