Oh look! A present for me! I wasn't expecting anything at all from him. This is a huge shock. I can't really tell what it is because he's ace at wrapping presents. Our text exchange goes something like this:
Melinda: What did you send me?
Mitchell: Why don't you open it and find out?
Melinda: Tease. My birthday isn't until Monday!
Mitchell: Oh are you going to wait then??
Melinda: I should!
Mitchell: As you wish.
During this exchange, I have opened the card. It turns out to be a Christmas card.
AN INAPPROPRIATE CHRISTMAS CARD. Like there are any other kind.
Awwwwwww.
Melinda: You really are a horrible tease. Love the card.
Mitchell: Oh you should just open it.
So. I do.
It's a book! I wonder what it could be. It's a mass-market, I can tell by the size. Was he unable to find "How To Win Friends And Influence People" in Trade? I know that's a favourite of his to bestow on his friends.
It's very telling this was all I needed to identify which book this was.
Oh. Look. A mass-market movie tie-in edition. My favourite thing in the whole wide world. That Mitchell.
My reaction.
Melinda: You are the worst kind of person. I love your sass.
Mitchell: I ooze sass. I was proud of that one.
Melinda: I'm so blogging the photo journey of that one.
Mitchell: Yes!! Dream come true!
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